Shitt my pussy is throbbing. I want to flirt with the check out guy at krogers. He is so cute, and I see him at least once a week. It is almost like we are dating right (her slutty mind tries to tell herself) Okay im waiting in a long line of patrons thinking about what I want to do when it is finally my turn.

I wannt to leave my cart sitting there while then slide my leg up to the conveyor belt. Ooh shit it picks me up quickly then I look into his eyes. I hope he won't shy away. Luckily he is rubbing his cock through his uniform. The conveyor belt moves me forward then I open my mouth. This moment is coming I cant wait to feel the tip of his cock on my eager waiting lips...

http://youtu.be/PGc9n6BiWXA

pretty close look alike. Come check for yourself:)

Happy Holidays

The time has come. this weekend after a bit of turkey i will put up my festive tree adornments and all. I will get the hot cider and blaze the fire place. its funny im not the only one who loves the fire you should see my pup when he backs his backside into the warmth of the fire. it is truly hilarious.... until my next rambling. 

   Adrianna Azzure

THE THINKING MAN'S COMPANION

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER PREVIEW

This is an excerpt from my latest erotica short. Entitled SATURRDAY NIGHT FEVER.  

It's about a babysitter who takes it upon herself to pleasure herself while:
1. at work
2. in her employers bed
3. with the lady of the home's Lelo

Don't miss it. It is spicy. 

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

On Saturday nights, Mr. and Mrs. Neil always went to the opera or the symphony. Adrianna knew exactly how long to pleasure herself while they were away. She used every second to fantasize... 

She felt his cock press against her during the embrace. If only he knew he was the fodder that had her pussy lips drained of their sexual power.

Adrianna fell right to sleep that night.

I got tit-ilated writing this tale. I hope you enjoy it. You can find it in its entirety on my website.

Enjoy with a smile lol:))

Define Juxtaposition?... shit next to a rainbow

Who says it never rains in southern California? 

Whilst out with the dog who walks me:) I came across the definition of Juxtaposition. 

Tell me the last time you saw a rainbow next to shit? 

LOL. Make sure Big bird  is alive and well so that generations will enjoy vocabulary taught on PBS and in schools next to and in comparison to words they hear their parentantals spew lol. 

Enjoy the debates:)) 

Until my next rambling...
The thinking man's companion

New Video

What could be better than photos? ... Video. Video is a wonderfully accurate medium in that it is much less vulnerable to being altered than still photo.

Ok ok. Maybe that statement is not totally accurate considering all the things they do with green screen, cgi, etc... However, you have to consider the source when reading my blog. I just figured out how to use the editing software. So my videos are 100 % all natural. lol. At least this one is more in focus. I did tell you all that I would get better at my videos. Well I do hope you enjoy this one.

New Website

Hello everyone. If you follow me on twitter than you got a glimpse of my new website. That was just last night and already it has changed once again. No worries We will get this thing right shortly. In the meantime you can still find me at adriannaazzure.com.

My attempt with the new site is to appeal to the ever growing smart device. Nowadays we are all on the go and everyone above the age of 10 is mobile! lol. Therefore you have to make the website experience just as robust on a mobile level. I always find it a turn off when I visit a dynamic and robust informative website through my laptop (raise your hand if you still use a desktop.) lol. Only to find that when I am out and about being fabulous here in lala land:))) The web presence over my tablet and smart phone is generic, scaled down, or non functional. What a let down if I have to wait until I can get to my laptop in order to access the sites full functionality. So I figured that some of you definitely feel the same way. Thus was my decision to enhance my site and make the fully featured version available to desktop, laptop, and smart phone alike. However, bear with me. We are presently working out some of the kinks. However I do promise to get it up and functional just as soon as possible, and I may even be adding another video. I think its about time don't you?

On another note. I am currently packing up my stockings, stilettos and my smile to head out to Vegas. It will be a great time. I plan to enjoy the shows, clubs and shopping of course. If any of you out there reading will be there as well please do give me a call and we can... (she said with a coy and knowing smile:)))) Ooh and if you do happen to be in Vegas and notice the breathtaking woman with the bronze skin, Blonde hair, Jackie O sunglasses and dainty sundress. Yep that's probably me:)))

Adrianna Azzure
until my next rambling

Make it last. Make her cum!

Would you like to Fuck like a rock star?

Who wouldn't. Well I would like to think that I am an expert on the subject (tee hee). So I would like to open up Adrianna's box of wisdom. (not to be confused with Pandora's box:) I will share a couple of road tested lady killer moves that are guaranteed to work or your money back! :))


Show of hands. How many of you out there have been with your lady and were so excited to be with her that you shoot it a bit prematurely? Ooh of course not you. What was I thinking. This will just be a tip that you can give to all your buddys and look like a sex stud in front of them:))


Well now you can have that same woman thinking that you are the best she's ever had with this little trick for lasting longer and hopefully giving her that coveted big O all in one fail swoop. Please feel free to get out your pens and paper.

A good trick for lasting longer

OK step outside of the box for a moment and think in terms of your partner. To a woman, 14 minutes feels like "been there, done that." You want to wow her second by second. Not drive her to thinking hmmmm "did I remember to give the dog his worm pill?" It's time to make her eyes roll into the back of her head. So...Before you get too close to the 14-minute mark, 

1. Penetrate her as deeply as you can and then stop thrusting!  
2. Now press your pelvic bone against hers and start shifting up and down in a kind of rocking motion.

"It won't be as stimulating for you, so you'll last longer, but it will be incredibly pleasurable for me. umm eeer uuuh I mean her:) and hopefully it will get her one step closer to the holy grail. The multi orgasm! (Yes I am a proud owner of the multi-orgasm and it is heavenly fellas.) It will make her melt at your will and make you look like a Fucking Rock Star! and isn't that why we all signed up anyway? (ha ha ha I crack myself up:)))






OK stay tuned. I have more tricks up my sleeve that I will share with you:) Tomorrow. same bat time same bat channel!:))

Until my next rambling

Adrianna Azzure

"Foreplay and sex tips and tricks to pleasing your woman." Men's Health.11 January 2005. <http://www.menshealth.com>

What is sexy? The Stiletto

Every individual of the female persuasion in the city of  Los Angeles  loves the stiletto. This shoe is coveted by women and admired by men. It has long been argued who actually invented the shoe but it reached it's height in popularity in the late 1950's Women began to fall in love with the sultry look on the likes of silver screen stars such as Veronica Lake, Betty Grable and Rita Hayworth.

 Stiletto heels are particularly associated with the image of the femme fatale. They are often considered to be a seductive item of clothing, and often feature in popular culture

 No doubt husbands took note of the way that the stylish footwear accentuated the female form as well. I can't think of a man who doesn't love the sight of his companion in heels whether he escorts her to a Grande affair in a cocktail gown, sits beside her in a business suit, ogles her high tight behind in a pair of tight jeans, or she entertains him while wearing stilettos and only her birthday suit. The stiletto heels are always a crowd pleaser when compared to any other type of heel simply because they make the wearer so sultry and alluring

 Stilettos give the optical illusion of a longer, slimmer leg, a smaller foot, and a greater overall height. They also alter the wearer's posture and gait, flexing the calf muscles, and making the bust and buttocks more prominent.

 Why I think even Cinderella had a beau who was enamored by her choice in foot wear, and Dorthy couldn't make it home without her shoes. (yes maybe they weren't stilettos but I thought it was kind of corny and funny:)

I, like any other hot blooded American female have an ever growing collection of the fabulous shoes myself. Stilettos give off a carnal aire to the wearer. Maybe it's the juxtaposition of the phallic symbol and the delicate arch of the female foot. Now there's something to fill your mind with for the rest of the day:)

Peel me a grape

http://youtu.be/bBKqDXqSBp0

You must love talent. How inspirational it is to hear Blossom Dearie’s voice sound so rich and full. What a testament that is timeless talent.

I love this song. This is one of my favorite old standards. STANDARD. “Traditional pop or classic pop or standards music denotes, in general, Western (and particularly American) popular music that either wholly predates the advent of rock and roll in the mid-1950s, or to any popular music which exists concurrently to rock and roll but originated in a time before the appearance of rock and roll, and its offshoots, as the dominant commercial music of the United States and Western culture.”


The lyrics are simply priceless. The heroine of the tune is quite demanding. The picture is set... scene opens to a svelte parisian type a la Audrey Hepburn. She’s lounging in the parlor on her settee whilst Her tiny pomeranian Jacques sits on his oversized feather bed pillow nibbling at his bone. In the background you can hear her record player sounding….all of a sudden she reaches into her bowl… How could it be “she thinks to herself. Empty again!” Stefan! Why this just won't do she thinks to herself.  Where is he?

Like magic. Her beau steps into frame. The lights dim and the music begins. … It’s just now that we notice Our  Femme Fatale is wrapped in only her towel. Hair tousled, her skin still moist from her bath.

What a sight. Stefan can see the imprint of her erect nipples poking their way through that flimsy excuse for a towel but then he looks into her eyes and knows that she has summoned him for a reason. PEEL ME A GRAPE! She beckons!

Bright eyed and bushy tailed

Good morning Los Angeles. It's shaping up to be a beautiful day. There is nothing like having your morning coffee on the patio bathing in the first rays of sun. Then getting to the gym before the good stair climbers are all taken. After a good hour heart pounding exertion I treated myself to the steam sauna for 45min. Then a soapy shower. Now I am bright eyed bushy tailed and ready to start my day. If only I had someone tall dark and handsome to pamper lying next to me..."She said with a devilish grin."

Photo Posing Palooza

Want to know how to have better Naked, Nasty sex like a porn star? I'll tell you for free.

Top 10 tips for better sex

This list was compiled by ASK MEN magazine. Since it does come from the male perspective I encourage you to read it and then take it home to your SO. It's free advice that couldn't hurt. Hell thats just my opinion. And you know what they say about opinions.

"Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one."

10 Blindfold her
9 Give her instructions
8 Massage her
7 Have her dress up
6 Tell her your fantasies
5 Play a game
4 Dirty talk
3Try a new position
2 Use a cock ring

1 Try a new place
Sex in a new locale is definitely up there in exciting things to do for better sex. You can take a drive somewhere secluded where you can get a bit risqué. Try a public place (not too public) or simply move to a different room or area in your home -- or even someone else’s home. Whatever tickles your fancy. There are a million and one different places to have sex other than your home, in your bed -- use them.

Interview with Sandra London on blogtalkradio.com/playtimewithsandra. Modeling/dancing/sex work as a black woman

I hope you do enjoy this "slice of my life" look at my experience in the Adult Industry.

Modeling/dancing/sex work as a black woman

Listen to internet radio with imsandralondon on Blog Talk Radio

When is the last time you broke the law?

Have you ever heard the statement rules were made to be broken? Well I know I have skirted on the wrong edge of a rule now and then. But!!! How many of us have broke the law. I bet everyone within the sound of my keystroke has broke at least 3 laws this week alone!
There was a time when American civilization was not quite so civilized. So the powers that be decided they would create laws for the greater good. I just don't think the populous agreed. Let us take a look at some outdated and idiotic laws that are still on the books in the Great state of California.

Laws filed in San Francisco
Ugly people may not walk down the street.
It's illegal to have oral sex
Can't wax your car with used underwear.

Laws filed in San Diego
It's illegal to shoot a rabbit from the back of your car.
Christmas lights must be taken down by Feb.2.

Laws filed in Los Angeles County
It's illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library.
It's illegal for dogs to fornicate within 500 yards of a church.

Laws filed in Glendale
It's illegal to allow dogs in an elevator

Laws filed in Fresno
It's illegal to play bingo drunk
No molestig of animals in a city park

Other laws in California
It's illegal for mountain lions to mate within 1500 feet of a tavern, school or religious establishment
It's illegal to shoot a game animal from a moving vehicle. Unless you are whale hunting

Well as you can see most of these laws are over the top. Please do let me know how many of them you have broke! :))

Until my next rambling:)

My first video aka the Nip Slip

This is my first attempt at creating sultry videos for you to view. Please be gentle. I promise that they will get better as I actually figure out what I am doing. If you have enough patience to make it to the end you may just get a treat in the form of a sexy wardrobe malfunction. Thank you for viewing and if you have any feedback please do let me know.

Until my next rambling.
Adrianna Azzure

The fucking 405 freeway

hello all. I will update my website shortly. Howerver I did want to take a moment and let everyone know that I did get a new phone number. Hope to hear from you all soon. And now for a rambling about the infamous 405 freeway here in Southern California.

How many of you hate Southern California traffic? Show of hands. I bet every hand in the house just went up after that one. Ok who was in town for Carmagedon:) Well it actually ended up not being too horrible. I actually live quite close to the 405 so I know the great salvation of Sepulveda Blvd. (for those of you that dont live in Southern California or who dont visit here very often I'm probably speaking another language to you.) The 405 is arguably one of SoCal's most congested road raged freeways!!! Well my question is why are they always spending so much money to work on that damn 405 and always doing it at the most inconvenient times. I want to know why we can not spend our money on creating an efficient transit system for Southern California. We need to wake up and smell the gasoline:)) Northern California has the Bart. New York of course has the greatest subway system know to man. Chicago has a good metro system as well. But ooh no us Los Angelinos get into our super SUV's or our ugly smart cars. hahaha. Ooh well I guess it's the price we pay for 70 degree weather most days of the for those of you that have actually read this far into my blog I offer you an incall special of 95 off. Yep that means 405 for 1hr of fun with your succubus. mention the word roadrage. and now back to the show:) year and about 4 total days of rain per yr. hahah you other cities with your great transportation eat you heart out while i put on my tshirt and miniskirt and sandals open up my sun roof roll down my windows. Then get into my $4.00 a gallon gas guzzling SUV and spend 1hr driving 7miles on the 405 at 330 on a Friday:((((

Last night i was wet naked and waiting. Now im just FILTHY. Lets get a little wet.

i wanna rip my clothes off... now your dripping down my neck:))) soaking wet... lets get a little wet i like the way you are working me out...  give me a breeze,  if you touch me there beware. You will start the fire. I dont mind if you take me home just wet me with your shower. Melt me to the ground i love to get so wet it starts trickling down Your neck. Your filthy dirty I want you all over me. tee hee I love a woman who thinks like me.

 http://youtu.be/C9CjviJ5jsc

Lets get wet

NAKED WET AND WAITING

I awakened, I thought dreamily of all this I felt sharp exhiliration, and also a sense of drama.

Finally I made it. But would I be sent away to some place with all the other concubines? Or would my Prince take me the way he knew i wanted him to? My moist pussy had been waiting to be entered again. He just kept teasing me. Then he did the unthinkable. Iwas stunned with confusion, when I realized the Prince had risen and given himself to my nemessis. She was untied; she was very stiff. But the Prince now had one of those golden dildos in his hand which he thrust inside her sharply, then giving her no time to stretch her throbbing muscles, he had her down on her knees and forward.
When she hesitated, he pumped her again with the golden falice. She rushed to catch up (what an amateur) with the Prince who had her face buried in a down comforter. I heard her screams of ecstasy and grew increasingly jealous with each and every whimper. "that slut" I thought. But I wouldn't let it show on my face. All the time I watched I couldn't help but feel the moisture rise between my the lips of my pussy. My hips began to rise and my brow began to moisten as well. All i could do was watch my love pound Angelica from behind. He started slow then began deeper and deeper. Then his pace quickened and she started to buck and resist even more. All I could do was wish that it was me getting pleasured like that. I just had to wait my turn. NAKED WET AND WAITING.