Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jokes. Show all posts

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Interview with Sandra London on blogtalkradio.com/playtimewithsandra. Modeling/dancing/sex work as a black woman

I hope you do enjoy this "slice of my life" look at my experience in the Adult Industry.

Modeling/dancing/sex work as a black woman


Listen to internet radio with imsandralondon on Blog Talk Radio

Saturday, March 3, 2012

When is the last time you broke the law?

Have you ever heard the statement rules were made to be broken? Well I know I have skirted on the wrong edge of a rule now and then. But!!! How many of us have broke the law. I bet everyone within the sound of my keystroke has broke at least 3 laws this week alone!
There was a time when American civilization was not quite so civilized. So the powers that be decided they would create laws for the greater good. I just don't think the populous agreed. Let us take a look at some outdated and idiotic laws that are still on the books in the Great state of California.

Laws filed in San Francisco
Ugly people may not walk down the street.
It's illegal to have oral sex
Can't wax your car with used underwear.

Laws filed in San Diego
It's illegal to shoot a rabbit from the back of your car.
Christmas lights must be taken down by Feb.2.

Laws filed in Los Angeles County
It's illegal to skate or skateboard through the court house or library.
It's illegal for dogs to fornicate within 500 yards of a church.

Laws filed in Glendale
It's illegal to allow dogs in an elevator

Laws filed in Fresno
It's illegal to play bingo drunk
No molestig of animals in a city park

Other laws in California
It's illegal for mountain lions to mate within 1500 feet of a tavern, school or religious establishment
It's illegal to shoot a game animal from a moving vehicle. Unless you are whale hunting

Well as you can see most of these laws are over the top. Please do let me know how many of them you have broke! :))

Until my next rambling:)

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

more jokes


Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink."3:19 PM















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"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy youyour third drink after you buy the first two."3:20 PM

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually3:20 PM

Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!"3:20 PM

The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true.
Then the Englishman asked, "Did this actually happen to you?"
3:20 PM

"Not me self, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Happy New Year... jokes, jokes and more jokes

Hello and happy New year to everyone out there. I love to laugh. If you do as well submit a funny joke to me and I will post it here on my blog. Try these ones out. I thought both of these jokes were comically lighthearted and funny quips regarding fair haired gals. 
 
“I’m Not Offended by Dumb Blonde Jokes Because I Know I’m Not Dumb… and I Also Know I’m Not Blonde”   Dolly Parton

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.  She was awake, so he examined her.  "You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"
The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor?  I’ll be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.  It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."