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Sitting in a bar the Scotsman says, "As good as this bar is, I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four drinks, he'll buy the fifth drink." 3:19 PM

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"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in London , the Red Lion, the barman will buy youyour third drink after you buy the first two." 3:20 PM "Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Irishman, "back home in my favorite pub, the moment you set foot in the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually 3:20 PM Then, when you've had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see that you gets laid, all on the house!" 3:20 PM The Englishman and Scotsman were suspicious of the claims. The Irishman swore every word was true. Then the Englishman asked, "Did this actually happen to you?" 3:20 PM "Not me self, personally, no," admitted the Irishman, "but it did happen to me sister quite a few times."